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Sarcastic Enamel Lapel Pins – Procrastinators, Work Shy & Proudly Moody

Sarcastic Enamel Lapel Pins – Procrastinators, Work Shy & Proudly Moody

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Why do today what you can put off indefinitely? These enamel lapel pins are for the chronically unbothered — the ones who treat deadlines as suggestions, Mondays as a personal attack, and enthusiasm as deeply suspicious.

Pin one to your bag, jacket, or desk plant and let the world know exactly where you stand. (Preferably somewhere near the exit.)

  • Hard enamel finish for a smooth, long-lasting look
  • Secure butterfly clutch backing
  • Lightweight and easy to attach to any fabric or strap
  • The ideal gift for the colleague who's already mentally checked out

Designs include: sarcastic one-liners and deadpan illustrations celebrating procrastination, low energy, and the fine art of doing the absolute minimum.

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